I was blackmailed into putting this up.
Some of you may know, some of you may not. But I used to have BRACES. ugh, gross. Today, however, I got them fuckers taken off and LOOK AT THEM PEARLY WHITES
Forgive my wretched smile. I hate it too.
And forgive my looking like utter crap. I had actually just wrestled a lion before taking this photo, so there you go. I have a reason for my awkward-whale-ness this time besides "MY FACE IS UGLY."
I honestly look like shit with or without braces so I must be like condemned to look like shit for the rest of my life. Yay for that.