How Drunk Can Ya Get?

Okay... So as the title CLEARLY says, How Drunk Can You Get? I was hanging out with some friends and one's brother walks in. He's shit-faced beyond belief. He trips over his own fuckin' feet, stumbling and staggering into the room. He face plants the floor and, after pushing himself up with a grunt of effort, looks around incredulously and says, "Did you see the ground? Just came out of fuckin' nowhere and attacked my face! My god, what is the world coming to?" He got up and fell against the wall. He pushed off of it and swung a punch at the plaster, yelling, "TEACH YOU TO PUNCH ME, YOU FUCKIN' WALL!" He then collapsed face-first on the couch and passed out. I stared at him like, "o_e what the fuck is wrong with you, Boy?"

Almost as bad as my friend Josh when he was over and got a little drunk. But that's a different story for a different time.